A Moment of Superficiality

Sandra- you were my first celebrity crush and you still hold the biggest place in my heart.


Katy- you are a recent addition to this list and I have decided that if I ever had the chance to marry you, I would.


Zooey- I'd love to just spend one day with you, let alone 500!


Eliza- I haven't seen you around for awhile but that doesn't matter, you're still good looking.


Rachel- I once heard a rumor that you had a condition where you couldn't grow hair. I recently discovered that was false which makes me uber happy!


Emma- you certainly have blossomed.


Emmy- you are the real reason why I like the new version of Phantom better than the awful Sarah Brightman version. (That comment is for you Haley)


Ellen- to be honest, I thought you were ugly in Juno, but after seeing Inception, I've changed my mind.


Cascada- thank you for not being rail thin! Having some meat on a girl is really attractive.