Sunday, September 19, 2010
Awkward Situations
This Wednesday, it starts again!
This got me thinking of times when I have been embarrassed. Here are a few:
I once thought I heard a friend say "I love you" and I responded with "I love you too" (strictly platonic), once she heard this she said "I didn't say I love you, I never tell anyone I love them unless I truly mean it." I then left her house with my tail between my legs.
On my mission I saw an individual with it's back turned towards me. This person was wearing a white dress shirt and some black slacks. I greeted the person by saying "hello sir." This person ended up being a woman and I had to then shove my foot down to my stomach.
In 6th grade I was Charlie Brown in my school play and had to sing a solo. When I began to sing, I looked to the back of the gym and saw my mom laughing.
At one of the football games during my Sr. year in high school, a girl was waving in my general direction while I was standing on the bleachers. Of course I didn't recognize her but I waved nonetheless. She then began laughing at me because she was waving to her friend behind me.
During my Sr. year, my high school got a new principal Mr. Cox. For seem reason he felt an instant connection with me and made it his goal to get to know me. Unfortunately for him, he thought my name was Justin. One day I was walking down the hallway with several friends and he yelled as loud as he could "hey Justin, my man, come over here for second." I personally wasn't embarrassed, rather I was embarrassed for him because he was standing right next to our assistant principal who new my name very well. What a goober.
I want this post to turn into an "embarrassment forum". Comment below and describe your most embarrassing moment.
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ReplyDeleteOkay... So I posted saying that I couldn't come up with anything, but then I did. Once I said "mmm... making out..." in my sleep. My roommate heard it. I guess that's kind of awkward.
ReplyDeleteMy whole life is a big ball of awkwardness. Here are a few of my many embarrassing moments:
ReplyDelete*I got a gutter ball whilst bowling with bumpers.
*My sister came with me to answer a boy to prom. As we were running back to my car in a frenzy, a girl answered the door and started yelling something but I just drove off... The next day he called to tell me he got my answer. I asked who it was that opened the door and saw me running away. He said it was his neighbor. I had gone to the wrong house....
*My friend was telling me about the relationship problems he was having with a girl he just started dating and I was giving him advice. We were having a nice heart to heart...I told him all the ins and outs of my recent relationships. I felt like we had really bonded...until I found out he was lying about everything he said and I was spilling my guts out to him for nothing. I won't mention any names. CADE.
If I posted a comment including an embarrassing moment, it wouldn't have to be removed by the author, like Jenna's, rather it would have to be removed by Jason.
ReplyDeleteOkay, once I was at a track meet in high school and I was about to run a relay race when my teammates realized that I was wearing the wrong running shorts and we would be disqualified unless I changed. The race was just about to start though so my ever so thoughtful teammates told me just to change against the school wall, while they held up a blanket. BIG MISTAKE. However, being the obedient person I am, I obliged and was exactly halfway done changing (I leave it to your imagination to figure out what that means as far as nakedness . . .) when I turned and looked at the nice, black wall I was standing next to only to discover that it was actually a giant ceiling-to-floor window looking straight into the commons area. Ha ha, oops a daisy. I would like to take this moment to make a formal apology to all the unsuspecting students that were in the Cottonwood High School commons area that fateful day who may have seen way more than they ever wanted to . . .
ReplyDeleteTwo words:
ReplyDeleteWingers. Sebastian.