A Tribute to My Lover

Due to the elections yesterday my heart is saddened and depressed. My lover for the last two years will be dropping from the spotlight. Yes dear readers, Nancy Pelosi will no longer be Speaker of the House which turns my once lively heart to blackness. No longer will I see her grace the front pages of the newspaper with her incredibly pulled back skin or her always frowny face. No longer will I live in fear that if President Obama and Vice President Biden die that she would assume the presidency. No longer will I hear her voice and how it constantly squawks left-wing opinions. No longer will we have to hear about how 500 million Americans would lose their jobs each month if the stimulus bill didn't pass. No longer will we have to hear about Democrats having the majority in the House. Oh Nancy. You will be missed by many. Who ever will fill the hopeless void that now exists in the deep recesses of my damaged heart? Oh wait, Hillary is still the Secretary of State, right?